burgerkid:

when u offer someone food and they actually say yes

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I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

officialfrenchtoast:

*looks behind me*